Buh ByeTake a Smoke Break, Achieve Ultimate Happiness
By Mark
Is life stressing you out? Tough day at work? Secret pregnancy? Inconsistent bowel movements?
1. Can I suggest taking a smoke break?
2. I would also like to suggest picking up smoking.
3. The advantage of starting to smoke is the feeling of accomplishment you get when you quit smoking. Your family and friends will be very supportive and everyone will congratulate you on a job well done, kicking such a nasty habit.
4. Look at those results! Stress and problems have been relieved, a feeling of self-accomplishment has been instilled, and hey people like you now.
5. Lather, rinse, repeat as necessary.
Mark @ April 24, 2008
thats retarded
this is definetly the stupidiest thing ever!!
it is definetly not true,
i’m a highschool student studying smoking,
and it is one of the worst drugs that you can do , if you smoke it will definetly kill you if you do it long enough
VERY VERY VERY BAD>..
this why in gods name will you doo that its soo stupied…
OMG ur gawny die.
how dumb can you be buddy
crazy shit i have ever seen. thats sick ur gonna die hahaha
if u smoke u will die trust me there telling the truth
Based on my research, there is a 100% mortality rate anyway. Everyone dies. Period. The only hope you have is to stave it off for as long as possible. And after all your good health practices and starving yourself of fattening foods, no smoking, no drinking, etc., POW! You get hit by a bus.
I can really relate with #3 there. I quit smoking after 10 years and in celebration of finally achieving my goal I smoked a cigar. In an ironic-funny sense, I have kicked the cigarette habit, but now how do I approach kicking my new Cigar habit? Don’t even get me started on my prostitution addiction… you have and advice specifically for “Barely 18″ Asian girls?
ur goin to die ur gona smel like CRAP u bum >:/
WHAT THE FUCK YO TRYIN TO get high
why would you do that? do you want to kill yourself? in the next 13 seconds you could just drop dead. that is an idiotic move. why don’t just go JUMP INFRONT OF A BUS???????????????
YOU TELL PEOPLE TO KICK THE HABIT, THEN WHY DON’T YOU?????????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ANY ANSWER
GO KILL YOURSELF
THIS IS THE WORST ADVISE I HAVE EVER HEARD! If you are stressed out, try to work out the problem or, here’s a thought, actually FINISH the problem instead acting like a big baby and turning towards smoking. This is not going to improve you’re health at all, so you might as well quit as early as possible everyone. Also did you happen to mention to your audiance the MILLIONS of people that died in the us AND Canada last year. Yes that’s millions spelled with an M. GROW UP ALREADY!!!
wow people. be more open minded. whats ure problem. no ones telling you how to live youre life. it was a suggestion. maby not it may have just been a joke. pull watevers up ure but out and live.
wow. you people have to open your mind to new ideas. no one believed columbus when he said the world was round. i know lots of smokers who said even on their deth bed that if they had a chance to do it again they would still have smoked. no ones teling you how to run your life and if someone is tell them to go fuck themselfs
This sucks you got to be kill this is stupid
Fuck this this is bull shit why do smoking it and trying to promote this wat is the matter with you guys!!!!!!
i think what this guy has wrote is completly false
never smoke in your life
everyone knows that if you smoke, you will turn into a child molesting mutant with three testicles. so don’t do it, or you’ll go to hell.
THAT IS THE GAYEST THING EVER!!!!!
It’s ok to have a comment.
u fuckin dummy stop smokin so hard!
OMG everyone else here is gonna die too! lol i think the picture is funny…yeh stupid but funny. sure smoking will make you die sooner…but who really wants to be so old they start forgetting everything and everyone, sure there are some lucky people who live to be quite old without losing memory and staying in shape, but not many…i sure as hell wouldnt want to live to be that old…i think dying 10 years sooner would be a blessing lol…well that my opinion
you need to stop smoking.you are going to die.
Seriously dude what’s your problem! This wont work, you’ll end up fully addicted to cigarets. Jeez seriously get a brain smoking kills moron!
This is the greatest thing i have ever seen, and don’t listen to those people who say that it will kill you, what do they know, how can something that cool do anything negative to you, dont have an answer, ya that’s because they are actually healthy by boosting your coolness centers of the brain, sending out more awesome hormones into the blood, making you look more totally awesome
haha thats fucking sick bro. i give you serious props. and i understand your whole theory on smoking. and for all of you idiots we all die anyways. how we choose to die is our own choice so suck it.
Very nicely expressed, been looking for this stuff long time.
DIKEDd
RAPE
ur r so stupid man y must u be so gay
STOP SMOKING GUYS IT KILLS YOU!
wow dude thats cool.! but maybe you shouldn’t be smoking alot at the same time.!
oh my gosh….thios guy is so weird….i mean can u even smoke this much in one time?….
dude, thats awesome! i wanna try that one day hahahha. i know it might sound stupid and all but damn. i just wanna try it to see how it feels haha. an yes im in junior highgschool. big whoop. got something to do about it? laughingouttttloud (:
hahaha smoke all day we only live once ciqarettes are bad but its hard to quite niqqas up the think its so easy to quit they dont even noe so shut the fuk up nd smoke a blunt cigarette
THIS IS PATHETIC!
I THOUGHT MY FRIEND’S WERE BAD BUT LOOKING AT THIS IT IS EVEN WORSE!
YOU
ONLY
LIVE
ONCE
WHAT THE FUCK MAN, STOP LEAVING STUPID COMMENTS!
YOU
ONLY
LIVE
ONCE
YOU
BTW THIS MAN IS A BLOODY LEG-END
that is we’ll stupid man look them fags coulda gone to me teehee x
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Smoking has a disciplinary/spiritual aspect to it and thus smoking should be incorporated into life at all levels. It is an experience that has existed since Tobacco was used by the First Peoples and will always have a place in society.
But outside of the appropriate use, don’t bother using at all. Like condiments or punctuation marks, use sparingly for best effect.
There is no need to quit but just a need to use at the right time, which is not enough to cause any ill effect. Also don’t use as a crutch for personal of life inadequacies.
Do use
1) After a *good* meal
2) After a workday but not in-between
3) While having weekend drinks or parties but limit it at 1 stick per drink, limit drinks to not more than 3 - liver needs respect.
Don’t use
1) When upset or as a stress response
2) After taking a dump as this psychologically breeds constipation
3) When bored (Meditate towards a calm mind and take a few deep breaths instead)
There are 2 types of smokers, winners and losers. Loser smokers don’t know when to smoke so they smoke all the time. We are not here to enrich Tobacco companies but don’t mind using cigs. Winners smoke only for good reasons and don’t smoke otherwise. I am a smoker and do not exceed 1-2 packs a month.
I find it very offensive to see blanket non-smoking policies being adopted, it is highly discriminative. Some restaurants and pubs should be allowed to cater to smokers, some public areas should be designated smoker friendly as well.