Buh ByeTop 5 Goats, by Paul Scheer
By Mark
Paul Scheer (of Human Giant fame) has released his annual list of top 5 goats. (Courtesy of a UCB e-mail)
Top 5 Goats of 2007
5. Dairy Goats
4. Pygmy Goats
3. Boer Goats
2. Nigerian Dwarf Goats
1. Mountain Goats
Other notable lists include UCB’s Matt Walsh’s Top 5 Awkward Moments with my 7 Month Old Son, Jude.
Top 5 Awkward Moments with my 7 Month Old Son, Jude
5. Explaining to Morgan, my fiancee, how I could possibly have left him on the roof after adjusting our satelite dish.
4. Bumping into him at the Gelson’s salad bar at midnight when he was supposed to be sleeping.
3. Hearing him tell our Russian cleaning lady in baby Russian “It’s your literature that makes you such a depressed people.”
2. Finding out from his mother that we both went in for the “Dad” role on a Disney movie. (Neither one of us booked it.)
1. Discovering the transcript for the Senator Craig bathroom incident in his diaper bag, before the story broke on CNN! Conspiracy?
Mark @ December 13, 2007