Buh ByeT-Shirt Slogan Explosion
By Mark
A dear friend wrote me a note recently saying that when she gets the opportunity to see me do a show, she will be the one in the audience wearing the shirt that says “I knew mark when all he did was sleep and play warcraft.”
That reminded me that I should probably give some thought into my t-shirt line, which any self-respecting individual should have. Aside from that suggested t-shit slogan, which is probably the best one, here is the short list of what my shirts might say.
“Stop. Hammy time”
“Mark is in the phone book under Mark”
“I think your herpes are cute!”
“Turtles”
“Mark went graupel all over my face”
“phase zero dot see eh?”
“In Memory of Newtron”
“I touched Mark’s Wii last night”
“How can windex be hyper?”
“Living proof that girls don’t go for smart and funny.”
“I regret not making out with Mark when I had the chance to”
“I was shocked to find out Mark wasn’t an actual dwarf!”
“Floss every day. Mark does.”
“weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeendex”
“If you want to die, play Mark at Virtua Tennis”
“I can’t believe I paid $5 for this”
“I’m gonna go get me a GJ”
“Newt Kids on the Block”
“Mark killed Robert Jordan”
“Mark’s blog gave me tetanus”
“Hammy”
“I left a comment on Mark’s blog because it makes him feel good about himself”
Of course the best t-shirt ideas would come from my massive fan base. So lets hear it. If you were going to wear a shirt, honoring my legacy, what would it say? The lamer the better.
Mark @ December 15, 2007
“I like dog pee”
i used to own a JA t-shirt company - CasualTees…we could’ve made you lots of tees to wear and be cool in!
the only personal made tee i have says CEREAL KILLER. me likes. not as much as you like dog pee though…
“So how long have you been gay?”
“It’s genetic, and I’ll thank you not to stare.”